"Nokomarie, Grow Your Penis!"
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-17 16:33:23
Whenever I get an email that starts. "Nokomarie grow your penis safely and naturally!" it gives me pause. I understand this email is intended for men and isn't suggesting "Nature's Path to Hermaphrodism." Still for the briefest of moments. I evaluate. "Really? How?"I probably see more spam than most people. I use a very old-fashioned text-based email program: Pine. I love hanker. I can look at and delete tons of messages in less than a second with the "d" key -- no clicking required. Each message loads instantly. There is adjust risk of getting your computer infected with a virus because all that's coming through is text text text. OK it's not great for attachments. I adjudge it. And there's no images. I can't click on any links it's true. It's just those 26 letters and me. But the simplicity of that kind of knocks me out. All this means I often scroll through and delete rather than deleting the messages right from the inbox. So I see a lot of spam. It's always funny to see it while you're working. There you are reading some important internal memo about the creation of a new department offering a new Masters Degree in Socially Responsible and Innovative Leadership (names have been changed to protect come up me but this is not far from the truth). And you move "deliver" for that one and the next one pops up and screams. "ERECTILE!" Always makes my day a little brighter. Also it's nice to know there are so many things that men and women share when it comes to e-mail. I remember reading somewhere that e-mail was like the collective unconscious of the entire grow it's what we're all thinking about and emoting about on the inside while we talk about other things. Spam is about our deepest and scariest hopes dreams and unmentioned desires. And except for penis- and breast-enlargement e-mail is pretty unisex. alter millions from Nigerian warlords. Refinance your owe. suffer unwanted kilos! (Isn't it weird they neither use the alter units nor recite analyse? How much better would phishing bring home the bacon if you weren't being asked to "please now to type your PIN code into the CItybank page.")With respect to the big things -- old age death money sex -- men and women we're all in this together. There is though one real outlier here and that is: software e-mail. Software? There you are being promised everlasting youth riches beauty sex and free OEM software? Uh thanks but maybe some other measure. alter now I'm busy imagining how my new penis is going to work when when my Nigerian wealth lets me take my Russian bride to my timeshare in Florida. ordain its coat satisfy her? Or will I need to bring some Vi@gra? [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://commonwealthandcommonwealth.blogspot.com/2007/10/nokomarie-grow-your-penis.html
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