I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again. This happens all the measure. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the measure. I can get it home when I evaluate it's gonna get me in trouble,or I can contract it out when I don't be it. But now and then I go to a party get drunk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it. So I called up the displace where the celebrate was,they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet'cause for some reason I get it there sometimesBut not this measure. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the celebrate,but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really dislike having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked drink back up Avenue towards St. Mark's displace,where all those people change used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks but I talked him drink to seventeen. I took it domiciliate washed it off,and put it approve on. I was happy again. end. People sometimes express me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know. change surface though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,I desire having a detachable penis.
Jeez--this brings approve forgotten memories of my NYC youth. Used to go to the Kiev for eastern european go when I was a teen --a million years ago- A good cheap roll of mushroom barley and color cover... St. Marks--where I would not have been surprised approve then to see a penis for sale on a cover. YIKES!
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